Brand New need some help

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:10 pm

On behalf of the rest of the community, I gotta say it stings a little, but we'll carry on.(sniff)

And as for our newest genius (codename 'sounds111') if you really paid that much for that hunk-a-burnin-cat-crap AND you got it from a friend of a relative who knows somebody whos got a line on somebodyelse who just happens to have some (hot) stuff he got somewhere layin around, you paid way too much.

But I gotta say, WAY to GO!! It only took you 3 whole posts to fling the 'F' word. You must be so proud. AND since your question is SO FRIKIN ELEMENTARY in its content, it can only be assumed that .......

a. You are an idiot
b. you know less than you think you know which makes you..
x.dangerous
y. mentally challenged
z. unable to comprehend even the most elementary explanations, so...
c. your inability to read through a manual and glean from it the information you seek thereby bringing you to this neck of the woods to ask your inane questions and obviously expecting some sort of trembling hand-holding on the part of this community indicates that.............
m1. You are a pathetic loser without any friends
m2. You have irritated all of the people in your area to the point of them being armed when you are around
m3. Dont like kittens and have a smell of elderberries about you.

These are but a few possibilities that can be deduced by your behavior at this point.

Perhaps I should show you the way out?
Nothing personal. Its just that we dont really like jackoffs here. And when you get GREAT advice and get some sort of attitude about those that freely give of their time to help, it just doesnt seem like its a good fit.

So TaTa and talley-ho. Good luck on that problem.

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:00 pm

Funniest post I've read in a while! A

Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:30 pm

That freaks gonna learn some real stuff and in a few years a light bulb, albeit a small bulb indeed, will commence shining over the L on his forehead when the fleeting thought rushes into and out of the abyss that never quite became his mind when he realizes..."damn, she was right!"

And he staggers backwards into his cardboard box that once housed the powerful ego altering beringer board that has long since been traded for drugs along with the manual, save a few pages much needed to wipe his rearend.

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