IN PROCCES FOR BIG MAJOR LABEL.WHAT NEXT?

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:07 pm

we are in procces for major label. a&r listen our songs. waiting proccess. what next? who knows? labels is big major.

http://www.myspace.com/evilpigslayer

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:21 pm

Well...first things first - you need some publicity.

Has anyone actually heard of you? Your MySpace page is empty. That's pretty uncommon for a band who is about to be signed to a "Big Major" label.

Beyond that, you need to consult your attorney.

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:08 pm

Read

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:39 pm

You just cannot go wrong with t-shirts on exuberant women!

Putting your band info on the front of the tshirts might be a good idea as well Wink

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:54 pm

If you pay me to record and mix you on my 1974 Vintage Neve, I'll wear your T-shirt for free! And what can you get for free any more these days?

It's great that you're ready for a big label. I'm ready for a Black Label. Carling Black Label. Tonight is kind of special. The beer you pour, must say something more. Let it be Lowenbrau. Hey! That ain't Canadian!

Yup, you need publicity. My recommendation? Try taking sexual advantage of underage children. I guarantee you that will provide you with all of the free publicity you will need. If that's not a viable option? I'd suggest trying talent?

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Ms. Remy Ann David

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:02 pm

My advice:

Delete the songs on your myspace. Re-record somewhere besides your garage... turn your bass player down, and, once you've accomplished that, add as many friends on myspace as you can. I've spent many a lonely nights adding as many random people as I can.

Best Approach: find a band that sounds like you and steal their friends!!!

Oh, let me know if you do make some merch... Evil Pig Slayer probably looks killer on a shirt!!!

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:18 am

Learning to spell might be a good thing, too..... Twisted Evil

Nah, seriously, I was just wondering about the name. Is it the PIGS that are evil and must be slain? Or, is the slayer the evil one; going around slaying poor pigs? I really think you should clear this up before you get famous.

Of course, good rock'n'roll names are designed to be ambiguous. How about EvilPigCastrator? (now, THAT's a happening name.)
Either way, watch out for PETA.

Hey, wait a minute...how bout EvilPETASlayer? EvilPitapockets?

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:42 am

Totally unlistenable.

Could be how you're planning to slay the pigs. Play them the recordings. Simply and fundamentally acceptable.

I really havent heard a garage that sounds that bad since I was 12 and we practiced in my friends house next door.

No wonder the neighbors all called the police as well as that pesky petition that went around.

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:20 am

Btw; I apologize for picking on your spelling; I didn't realize English was a second languague for you. (Actually, your writing is better than some natives...)

As for the recordings, I think they still need a bit of work. You've got to tune that guitar, for starters.

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:53 pm

JoeH wrote:

I was just wondering about the name. Is it the PIGS that are evil and must be slain? Or, is the slayer the evil one; going around slaying poor pigs? I really think you should clear this up before you get famous.

That's kind of like that pesky Flying Purple People Eater...
Was he one-eyed, one-horned, flying and purple or did he only eat one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people or was it some funky combination of the two...
He was one-eyed and one horned and ate flying purple people...
I'm confused now...
What was Puff the Magic Dragon about again????

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:04 pm

Heroin?

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