SM57 + condom + duct tape + bowl of water + stack = WTF!?!?!

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:50 am

Well, it's quite apparent to me that this is in fact a man whose penis has been removed and a SM 57 has been grafted to his body. He heard these microphones would never let you down and didn't quite understand what they meant by that. It's really a shame as I believe women would prefer the Electro-Voice 636 Slimair. Nice smooth polished chrome with a more consistent diameter. And longer! Complete with a built in hinged handle, with integral stand adapter.

At least he's not going to catch anything.
Ms. Remy Ann David

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:44 pm

The very first pic is worth a thousand words!

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:35 am

Nice Remy...
How about a 441?

For those hard to reach places, the M160 is a great choice too.

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:40 am

For those hard to reach places, try a long handled broom from your local hardware store. Razz

Or a boom mic.

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:43 am

I think a U87 would really capture the low end beautifully.

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:46 am

Don't use a ribbon...would break too easily.

Oh yuck, what a horrible thought.
(A broken microphone)

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:23 am

The album this was used on comes out July 15th. I'm going to have to buy it and try and figure out which track it was used on. I'm thinking about testing this out this weekend.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:53 am

Heh, that's the day I turn 19.

What album is it and who is it by?

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:26 am

Damn I feel old... Sad

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:08 pm

I think I'm the fossilized dinosaur here? My console is creaking.

Creaking freaking
Ms. Remy Ann David

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:09 pm

Ha...just today, I was eating lunch with some co-workers. I mentioned the movies:
Airplane
Blazing Saddles
Police Academy

None of them had heard of them or seen them...

:_( Crying in my beer now...

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:18 pm

North - What You Were

http://www.myspace.com/northistaken

The song with "DEMO" in front was recorded during this session but I don't know if it is the comdoSM57 song. I'm really really really thinking of trying it this weekend.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:37 pm

Well, it certainly sounds like it was recorded with a 57 in a condom in a bucket of water.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:24 pm

"Well, it certainly sounds like it was recorded with a 57 in a condom in a bucket of water."

Whatever the hell that sounds like.

"Airplane
Blazing Saddles
Police Academy"

Seen the first (loved it)
Heard of the second
Might've caught a clip of the third.

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