I am just starting out and need advice

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:08 am

I dunno... The kind of mood I'm in... I'm ready for a good troll abuse...

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Hi I am just starting out and need some advice.

Get real job?

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I am about to record a CD for a band.

Are you now?... Isn't that sweet...

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The band plays pop/rock and I am just starting into recording.

That's a bonus... does one really relate to the other?

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I want a really good sound, thats really important!

So who you gonna get to record them for ya?

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I was woundering what equitment you would recommend?

If they have a decent budget... mine.

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Money is no issue to a certain extent.

Well there ya go! Have em' call me.

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I was thinking of a neumann u87, is that a good mic?

Nope... they sound like ass. That's why no one records with em'... except every major studio on the planet.

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If anythings better let me know

There's all kinds of things that are better... and worse. A 57 on a snare is better. A Beta52 on vox is worse.

If you're really thinkin' about doing this... you're in for a rude awakening.

If you're a troll... this is gonna be fun.

Being fresh meat and thinkin' that someone's gonna be able to just up and give you a $10,000 gear list that you can go buy... and then viola' you open a successful recording business... you're out of your mind.

If your in some class that gives you a $10k budget and you want someone else to do your homework... kiss my ass. Go do your own work.

There is no way that you can buy your way to good recording without any experience is about as laughable in this day and age as finding a rich, honest politician... ain't gonna happen junior.

If you're a troll... c'mon punk.... make my day.

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Thank you.

You are most cordially welcome.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:15 am

This man here will tell you all there is to know of the mic in question:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=N97iKNdfVTs&feature=related

He knows his stuff...

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:00 pm

I hate that somehow that dude was able to make a set of such terrible videos for expert village. EV helps me fix my bike all the time, how did this buffoon make it?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:50 pm

I'm trying to scratch the Neumann (noy-man) sticker off my mic and then I'm gonna get me one of them Newman stickers so I is more uptodate wid the shizits..

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:56 pm

Shrink to fit...

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:01 pm

Tanks bubba. We got us a new mikafome line.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:25 pm

This one would work well on an 84:

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:47 pm

Im going to post a serious reply here.

I am new myself. I just got a Presonus FireStudio and Im using Logic Pro.

Let me say that it will be a very long time before I can make a good recording. I cant express how overwhelming it is. So, good luck!

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:06 pm

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Let me say that it will be a very long time before I can make a good recording.

Exactly the point the rest of us here are trying to make... Sorta.
Another point is that the OP appears to be a troll...

Regardless, no matter how long you're in this game, you gotta remember two things.

1) You'll never make great recordings 100% of the time - far too many variables.

2) You must have a sense of humor - without one this industry will drive you absolutely insane.

Cool

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Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:32 am

Bent says:
"[/seriousness]"

Thank God. I was worried for a moment there.

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