Reply to HiString:

Although it seems ridiculous to even think that anyone would care how a member of a band looked, when something is marketed, it has to have a brand image to nudge it along. In the case of the brick shithouse bass player I would have to say cut the hair somewhat short and spike it up (it makes the face appear thinner), grow a goatee (to hide the triple chin), have him drop 10 pounds (it will greatly increase his self-image), invest in some BIG and tall rock shirts that are shiny (I think they look pretty cool), showcase his chops a little (showboating is good in reeling in potential musician fans when not done in excess), and get him a chick because there's something that women eat up about the fat, sensitive, musician that seems unattainable to them because he has a chick (preferrably a hot chick because it really makes them wonder about him). Good luck.