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Monty Python Quotes Anyone?

Discussion in 'Computing' started by Opus2000, Feb 19, 2002.

  1. Opus2000

    Opus2000 Well-Known Member

    I'm deciding to get our brains off of PC's and P4's and G4's and MSi or Asus That....AAARRRGGHHHH.....

    Bloody Vikings...
  2. GentleG

    GentleG Guest

    Bloody Romans

    What did they ever do for us?
  3. knightfly

    knightfly Active Member

    Bring out yer dead...
  4. SonOfSmawg

    SonOfSmawg Well-Known Member

    Your wife ... does she like photos? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Say no more!
  5. Greg Malcangi

    Greg Malcangi Member

    You mean apart from education, wine, the roads, sanitation and those damned ADATs!

    I've had enough of this thread, I'm off to the stoning. I'll have two rounds, two flats and a packet of gravel! :)

    Oh and BTW, I'm not the messiah so f**k off!

  6. stoneinapond

    stoneinapond Guest

    Lion's IN!!! Great, great. What scene we doing? Scene 1? Great scene, great, scene, great. Lions out? No, got to have the lion. Lions OUT!!! Great, great.

    All the above with thick scottish accent.


  7. Opus2000

    Opus2000 Well-Known Member

    lemon curry?
  8. knightfly

    knightfly Active Member

    How could I, of all people, missed THIS one?

    We are the knights that say, "NIH !!"
  9. SonOfSmawg

    SonOfSmawg Well-Known Member

    There's a penguin on the telly!
  10. GentleG

    GentleG Guest

    We want a SHRUBBERY, NIH!
  11. anonymous

    anonymous Guests

    It's not dead! (the parrot) it's RESTING!


    I have seen J.Cleese in person.. It makes you start laughing, then he looks at you like you are mad, (which you are).

  12. Greg Malcangi

    Greg Malcangi Member

    Knightfly, you're way out of touch. They are the knights who until recently used to say "Nih"!

    In a thick french accent: You so called Arthur King and all your silly English K-nigits, I blow my nose in your general direction ... Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

    BTW I don't have a shrubbery but how about a "waffer thin mint"? :eek:

  13. Dedric

    Dedric Guest

    We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.
    We're not so bad in Camelot, we sing from the dia-phragm alot!
  14. Dedric

    Dedric Guest

    On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
  15. pan

    pan Guest

    This thread is a Suicide-Commando
  16. Rader Ranch

    Rader Ranch Member

    every sperm is sacred
    every sperm is great
    if a sperm get's wasted
    God gets quite irate....
  17. Opus2000

    Opus2000 Well-Known Member

    Fetch me a bucket

    ^#$% off I'm full
  18. knightfly

    knightfly Active Member

    Greg, ya caught me - I knew they went to something even more ridiculous, but couldn't remember what it was...

    Are you certain this is a cheese shop ?
  19. Greg Malcangi

    Greg Malcangi Member

    Hi Knightfly,

    Don't call me Greg. From now on I want you all to call me Loretta ... and I want to have babies.

    Incredulous reply: You want to have babies? Where's the fetus going to gestate, you goin' to keep it in a box?!

    Love and kisses,

    Loretta :roll:
  20. Opus2000

    Opus2000 Well-Known Member

    No sir, I've been dileberately wasting your time and there is no cheese here.

    Well, I'm just going to have to you shoot you then


    BLAM...What a senseless waste of life

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