Just rolled off the tip of my keyboard. (After much deliberation). Our Sound men, Who are crammed in booths Hollow be their headphones The musicians come, The complaining be done, On stage, about monitors no less. Spare us tonight from power failures, And equalise those who feedback against us As we compress against them Lead us not to blown tweeters, And deliver our amps from overheating For this is the life: The tinnitus and roadies For hours and hours, Amen. Anyone got anything better? Any thoughts?