I think that I need more data.

is this a riddle?

What is the sound of one mic clipping?

If a mic falls in the mic display at the MARS store, and there are no sales weasels to hear it, does it make a sound?

The Engineer and the Assistant are setting up drum mics. "Is it better to use one mic or two on the kick?" Asks the assistant. "Yes," replies the Engineer.

The Assistant is sleeping behind the console on a very late session. The Engineer quietly comes upon the Assistant and cuffs him sharply on his ear. The Assistant immediately awakes - enlightened.