Wow...
I've had fistfights, domestic disputes, and band breakups all occur in my place...Even had an hour delay in a session (at client expense) so she could put on makeup for photos taken during the session...
I've thrown people out on their butts, sometimes physically....I've hunted down bad check writers with a pistol in hand...I've had parents complain that their kids' school concert CD was ruined because of a crying baby or some kid farting during a solo, which of course brought the house down with laughter, and somehow it was my fault and they wanted their money back...
I've had singers who could not get "in the mood" unless they were nude in the tracking room...SInce I don't have a window, they think its safe, but I do have a video system that works quite well...I've had 'singers' come in and essentially monotone their way through a 30 second commercial, advising me to get the spot producer to pay for the auto tune time...
Ain't this a GREAT life? Really, guys, we are blessed...How many other people do you know generate enough stories like y'all's to fill a book in a lifetime, much less a week?
Of course, we won't discuss the time a very sensitive female singer was trying to sing her heart out for a love ballad, and at the critical moment of half singing half speaking, a mouse ran across the floor...