Hey, I'm back, I got curious and found something interesting. This quote is from the Roncocas Valley Journal of Applied Mathematics...
"Four channel magnetic tapes were first to appear, followed by quadraphonic LP's. Both required an additional outlay for equipment, but whereas the magnetic tapes were genuine, the quadraphonic LP's were a complete fraud. Elaborate technical articles appeared in magazines such as Popular Electronics explaining how they worked, but the mathematics was completely incomprehensible. The editors, fearing to admit ignorance, published them with tacit approval, just as the naked emperor paraded in the Hans Christian Anderson story. Rather than attack the technical articles point by point it is easier to consider that if a phonograph needle has only two degrees of freedom it can handle no more than two independent information channels. The bandwith of the LP record was not great enough to permit the use of subcarriers.
As far as we know, the quadraphonic LP never was publicly denounced as a fraud. Such records still can be found in thrift shops and at yard sales, but they merely are stereophonic recordings with enhanced stero effects."
I guess my suspicions had a reasonable basis.
Tim