bumper stickers

Discussion in 'Recording' started by took-the-red-pill, Nov 2, 2005.

  1. took-the-red-pill

    took-the-red-pill Active Member

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    At the risk of being run out of town, these are my picks for bumper stickers based on...aww hell, you'll figure it out. Please add your own, as I'm just an amateur.

    The challenge I throw out is to do so without mentioning any actual names.

    Sorry mods. I just had to.



    I DON’T EVEN OWN A TUBE AMP! HA HA!

    I SPOKE TO THE MESSIAH-HE SAID I WAS A MORON

    EQ IS FOR LOVERS ------- AND DYNAMICS

    HONK IF YOU READ “THE THREAD”

    HAVE YOU SEEN JUNIOR PUSSY #22?

    FUTURE SYNTRILLIUM ENGINEER

    TO TROLL OR NOT TO TROLL? THAT IS THE QUESTION

    IT’S MY THREAD NOW BITCH!

    I’M DONE WITH YOU...FOR NOW

    PROUD TO BE A MARKET WHORE

    IT”S MY TOPIC AND I’LL TROLL IF I WANT TO

    YOUR WRONG AND YOU’RE OPINIONS ARE STUPID

    STOP AROUND MY TWISING WORDS!!!

    OOPS, I GOT DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING SHINY

    NS10’S : BRIGHT CONES FOR BRIGHT SOUND

    YOU GUYS ARE ARGUEING WITH YOURSELVES!

    DID I EQ SIX TIMES OR ONLY FIVE? WELL, SINCE THIS IS A BRITISH EQ, THE MOST POWERFUL EQ IN THE WORLD, YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF ONE QUESTION PUNK: DO I FEEL LUCKY?

    HERMAPHRODITIC CRACK SMOKING PORN QUEEN ON BOARD

    DOUBLE TRACKING IS WAY TOO TIME CONSUMING

    NO, I'M *GIVING* 'EXPERT SUGGESTIONS ON AN ADVANCED GUITAR RECORDING SETUP,' NOT *ASKING* FOR THEM.


    Cheers
    Keith
     
  2. mark_van_j

    mark_van_j Active Member

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    My all time favorite:

    Once is an error, twice is jazz.
     
  3. Mr-Nice

    Mr-Nice Guest

    Not a bumper sticker but a door knob tag from Mackie.

    Housekeeping: PLEASE CLEAN STUDIO. IF YOU FIND PRODUCER UNDER DEBRIS, REMIND HIM OF SESSION!

    STOP! DEAF ENGINEER INSIDE. CAN'T HEAR KNOCKING ANYWAY!
     
  4. Reggie

    Reggie Well-Known Member

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    :lol: My favorites
     
  5. maistrow

    maistrow Active Member

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    Hey,I got a cool one at AES N.Y. for all you tape users:

    "NOTHING SOUNDS LIKE TAPE" ATR MAGNETICS
     
  6. maintiger

    maintiger Well-Known Member

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    I'll second 'I don't own a tube amp, ha! ha!'
     
  7. yellowrobin

    yellowrobin Guest

    "I'ts not that I'm old, your music really does suck"
     
  8. twenty5south

    twenty5south Guest

    It has nothing to do with recording, but its one of my favorites.......

    "I miss my ex...... but my aim is improving!"

    Peace,
    BEN
     
  9. jonyoung

    jonyoung Well-Known Member

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    Another non-audio favorite;

    Help, the paranoids are after me.
     
  10. Reggie

    Reggie Well-Known Member

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    Again, OT; but I actually have this bumper sticker:

    Fat people are harder to kidnap.
     
  11. anxious

    anxious Guest

    "Honk if you have too much 400 Hz."
     
  12. annannienann

    annannienann Guest

    "Visualize Whirled Peas"
     
  13. zemlin

    zemlin Well-Known Member

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    "Dog is my copilot"

    there was a big yellow lab in the passenger seat.
     
  14. Jeremy

    Jeremy Active Member

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    From LV but Army brought me to TN
    I want to die in my sleep like my Grandfather.........
    Not kicking and screaming like his passengers.
     
  15. Falken

    Falken Active Member

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    LOL
     

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