Laugh your ass off!

Discussion in 'Mastering' started by audiowkstation, Feb 10, 2003.

  1. audiowkstation

    audiowkstation Active Member

    Jun 29, 2001
    A sucker born every day.

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Speaker tweak (get a load of this BS)
  2. Alécio Costa - Brazil

    Alécio Costa - Brazil Well-Known Member

    Mar 19, 2002
    what the hell is that!
  3. audiowkstation

    audiowkstation Active Member

    Jun 29, 2001
    It is called snake oil Alecio.

    To mate a horn to a driver, you must have a phase plug. Very tight tolarances, very exact to work properly. Those are the equivalent of a paper cup connected to your speaker with a hole in the bottom.

    BS is it gets.

    People that subscribe to that, deserve it.
  4. They're here, Bill. Hide your your cobalt-filled, tube-amps from hell. These creatures just luvvvvvvvvvv cobalt.
  5. Michael Fossenkemper

    Michael Fossenkemper Distinguished past mastering moderator Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2002
    NYC New York
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    I think cupping your ears would give you the same effect.
  6. realdynamix

    realdynamix Well-Known Member

    Feb 23, 2001
    :d: Now, why didn't I think of that, sorta like plastic hubcaps at wheels-Mart, you could really focus in on the bass with those things pointing at you.

    They also make great RAM AIR intake ports for
    your Holly 2br stock 64 Ford Galaxy, but you have to cut a hole through the hood.

    The Moonsters will buy them up to add to their list of high end products. Then I'll think about it once it has a big name, after has to be good then...right?.

  7. arnoldb

    arnoldb Guest

    How to destroy your sound in one easy step. :d:
  8. Gary Gidak

    Gary Gidak Member

    Apr 25, 2002
    Hey Guys,

    I've written a book entitled "How To Spot A Con Man." I'd be happy to send you a copy. Just post your credit card numbers, along with expiration dates, and I'll make sure you get one! ;)
  9. Kurt Foster

    Kurt Foster Distinguished Member

    Jul 2, 2002
    77 Sunset Lane.
    In the same vein.... Bridge For Sale! Popular route, crossing well known Harbor in Metro Area on Eastern Saboard. Interested parties please respond with Money Order made out to "C.ASH" in the amount of $1,000 as ernest depost. C. Ash & Co. :s:
  10. cjenrick

    cjenrick Active Member

    Nov 15, 2002
    I don't know, I kinda like the product. It could double as so many things. Like one of those dog collars that keep your dog from scratching itself to death, or maybe an art deco lamp shade, or a bottomless bedpan, ...

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