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  1. Sean G

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    A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection....

    The judge asks "First offender?...."

    She replies "No your honour, first a Gibson, then a Fender...."
     
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    "Whoah...tough crowd tonight......"
     
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    Thats' GOLD Marco....GOLD !!!!!:ROFLMAO:

    And told by a drummer too...even better my friend !(y)
     
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    Once upon a time there was a terrible tour bus crash... 6 casualties.... 5 musicians and one singer.

    zzzzzing.....
     
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    what do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

    Homeless.

    rollllllll ching!
     
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    A classic !
     
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    How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Just one, so long as the roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.

    What has 3 legs and an assh@le?
    A Drum Stool
     
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    How many guitar players to change a lightbulb?

    Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to sit back with their heads cocked and arms crossed saying, "Ha! I could do it better and faster".

    How many bass players to change a bulb?

    None. They're used to playing in the dark.

    Yowzzzaaaa!
     
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    Another classic :
     
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    please tell me she's NOT singing into the boom weight... please...
     
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    She's the reason the blond jokes exist ! ;)
     
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    Yup..she is Donny...

    - GOLD !!!:ROFLMAO:

    "Check...1...2....Is this thing On....?"

    " - Can I get a little more volume through my cans please ?....."
     
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    Actually, she'd be the perfect studio secretary. ;)

    Ya know, one of those blondes where your stepping into a session and you say, "Hey, Melissa, how about some coffee for this session?"

    And she replies with, "No thanks, I just had a cup!"

    Yeah... you can go ahead and laugh. But I've actually had a few of those over the years. ;) LOL
     
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    I just had to post this...made me laugh !...:ROFLMAO:

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