The Engineer's Prayer

Discussion in 'Microphones & Recording' started by Codemonkey, Sep 22, 2008.

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  1. Codemonkey

    Codemonkey Well-Known Member

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    Just rolled off the tip of my keyboard. (After much deliberation).

    Our Sound men,
    Who are crammed in booths
    Hollow be their headphones
    The musicians come,
    The complaining be done,
    On stage, about monitors no less.
    Spare us tonight from power failures,
    And equalise those who feedback against us
    As we compress against them
    Lead us not to blown tweeters,
    And deliver our amps from overheating
    For this is the life:
    The tinnitus and roadies
    For hours and hours,
    Amen.

    Anyone got anything better? Any thoughts?
     
  2. Cucco

    Cucco Distinguished Member

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    Love it!
     
  3. RemyRAD

    RemyRAD Member

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    Awe, men!

    You're all alike. If it's not microphones it's that other thing you can hold in your hands.

    All I have are microphones to play with
    Ms. Remy Ann David
     
  4. Boswell

    Boswell Moderator Distinguished Member

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    Shouldn't that be Audix?

    Never mind, don't forget a matched pair gives a good image.
     
  5. BobRogers

    BobRogers Well-Known Member

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    We have a front runner for bad pun of the week.
     

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