Sure thing! With my fundamental knowledge of C++ and my considerable (and considerably imaginary) charm I will code up a new VST called "Mallet '03" guaranteed to put you in the sack!

But wait, one isn't enough. To spur up competition and ensure healthy product development, I will also release a DXi called "SandbagMan MASTER PRO PACK" for those late nights without coffee!

Both plugs will be software only. Sue me.

Yeah, it's called 'Bucket O Beer'

It makes you all warm and fuzzy to the point where you just get knocked out.

Opus :D

TDM : totally driving mad
RTAS = rest tuesdays after seven

Great plugins guys! I especially like Bucket'o'beer one :) Of course I would have to replace my liver with the new one first. Any ideas how much second-hand livers are going for right now?

:)

I can cut you a good deal on some barily used livers ;)

Dave,
I hope you don't want my soul in exchange :) hehe
FYI, my soul is useless ;)