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Perhaps if you put this on top of the unit while loading a CD-R of a driver or app it will make it sound like DSD!

http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina27.htm

Rich

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Cucco Wed, 02/02/2005 - 16:05

Hey dude, it's just moving data around. It must be broken and the world is coming to an end. :wink:

You know, if you gently place a 16 pound sledge hammer on top of a CD player with say, 250 psi pressure, it would dramatically effect the quality of the playback. Hell, it might even make the disc sound different players too.

Perhaps I'll send those guys a wild theory that "licking the plug while it's in the receptacle makes everything sound like angels playing harps"
:roll:

JoeH Thu, 02/03/2005 - 06:55

OMG!! This sh*t is hysterical. (Are thse items really for sale, or just an old prank web page?)

I love how they wrap up the wacko theories with just enough scientific BS & babble to make it ALMOST plausible...

This is one of their best examples, talking about the "Ultra Tweeter" (which works at 1 gig, btw... I wonder if it help the clocks in my comptures, too?) :

Ultra Tweeters actually organize and improve the energy flow in signal conductors, making the audio system perform more efficiently and synergistically. The Ultra Tweeters enhance the apparent size of the soundstage and provide more air and musicality. Surprisingly, they also improve bass performance and overall dynamics.

With Ultra Tweeters installed, the audio system exhibits a wider frequency bandwidth, more "air," and lower distortion. Ultra Tweeters are compatible with any speakers and, because they operate at such extremely high frequencies, there are no issues related to beaming, time alignment of drivers or matching the acoustic output of the existing speakers.

hahaha.... boy, if anyone really cared, this would make for a helluva lawsuit for truth in advertising.