You are the retard graemlin....ooooooohhhh...low blow! lol! Just kidding! lmao!
RME...no idea what it stands for..some german company that makes really amazing audio cards!
http://www.rme-audio.com
You can't go wrong with those cards..problem is that you need a converter to go with it since most of them are digital inputs only!
Opus

I own a RME Digi96-PST, and it includes light pipe, SPDIF, and 1/4" analog i./o. Sounds really great, and the boards construction is very heavy duty, built like a tank! Fine German Engineering. And as an added plus, there's linux drivers for it also.