At the risk of being run out of town, these are my picks for bumper stickers based on...aww hell, you'll figure it out. Please add your own, as I'm just an amateur.

The challenge I throw out is to do so without mentioning any actual names.

Sorry mods. I just had to.

I DON’T EVEN OWN A TUBE AMP! HA HA!

I SPOKE TO THE MESSIAH-HE SAID I WAS A MORON

EQ IS FOR LOVERS - AND DYNAMics

HONK IF YOU READ “THE THREAD”

HAVE YOU SEEN JUNIOR PUSSY #22?

FUTURE SYNTRILLIUM ENGINEER

TO TROLL OR NOT TO TROLL? THAT IS THE QUESTION

IT’S MY THREAD NOW BITCH!

I’M DONE WITH YOU...FOR NOW

PROUD TO BE A MARKET WHORE

IT”S MY TOPIC AND I’LL TROLL IF I WANT TO

YOUR WRONG AND YOU’RE OPINIONS ARE STUPID

STOP AROUND MY TWISING WORDS!

OOPS, I GOT DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING SHINY

NS10’S : BRIGHT CONES FOR BRIGHT SOUND

YOU GUYS ARE ARGUEING WITH YOURSELVES!

DID I EQ SIX TIMES OR ONLY FIVE? WELL, SINCE THIS IS A BRITISH EQ, THE MOST POWERFUL EQ IN THE WORLD, YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF ONE QUESTION PUNK: DO I FEEL LUCKY?

HERMAPHRODITIC CRACK SMOKING PORN QUEEN ON BOARD

DOUBLE TRACKING IS WAY TOO TIME CONSUMING

NO, I'M *GIVING* 'EXPERT SUGGESTIONS ON AN ADVANCED GUITAR RECORDING SETUP,' NOT *ASKING* FOR THEM.

Cheers
Keith