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Opus2000 19 February 2002

I'm deciding to get our brains off of PC's and P4's and G4's and MSi or Asus That. AAARRRGGHHHH. .

Bloody Vikings...

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Greg Malcangi Fri, 02/22/2002 - 00:38

We are the knights that say, "NIH !!"

Knightfly, you're way out of touch. They are the knights who until recently used to say "Nih"!

In a thick french accent: You so called Arthur King and all your silly English K-nigits, I blow my nose in your general direction ... Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.

BTW I don't have a shrubbery but how about a "waffer thin mint"? :o

Greg

Opus2000 Sun, 02/24/2002 - 07:26

Ha ha ha ha ha!! Smawg..I think you know me too well now!! LMAO!!!
Nah...I just think some good ol humor is a good thing every once in awhile!
For example..last night I went out with some Apogee crew and a guy from Steinberg Germany division..I think we had about 30 minutes of conversation that was NOT work related!
Felt bad for the Steinberg guy...I kept saying so, how about them california girls...lol!
So...I figured a thread that is non computer related is a good thing...so there! :p
Opus

Doublehelix Mon, 02/25/2002 - 07:41

"Well if it didn't have bones, it wouldn't be crunchy, now would it?"

"Rule #2...NO POOFDAs"

"Well...it's *only* string"

"Simpson...Simpson...French is it?"

"Is this the right room for an argument?"
"I've told you once."
"No you haven't"
"Yes I have"
etc...

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[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!

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BROTHER: "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"

MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.

BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

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Hehe...sorry...I got carried away!!! You asked for quotes, and I posted a book!

"Crack tubes"

Opus2000 Fri, 03/08/2002 - 15:56

Would you like a twist of lemming with that?
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I dont care how fucking runny it is ..fetch the fromage at all speed

Aww...

What..

The cat got it..

Has she

He sir...

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I am known by many, but most call me....Tim

Opus2000 Thu, 03/14/2002 - 11:38

If you dont mind me saying so, you are badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you , but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.

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Good. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Right. Dip, dip , dip, my little ship sails on the ocean, you are...no wait, wait a minute, no I, I must have missed out a dip. I'll start again. Dip, dip, dip, dip, my little ship sails on the ocean, you are...
No, this is not working out. It's not working out. What shall we do?

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Arthur Penis wishes to change his name. Will all
his friends please note that in the future he will be known professionally as Art Penis

:p
Opus

anonymous Sun, 03/24/2002 - 05:58

"Listen! Strange women lying around in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of Government. Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses. Not some farsical aquatic ceremony!"

"I mean, if I went round claiming I was emporer just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

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"......and that's how we know the Earth to be banana shaped my liege"

"This new learning amazes me Sir Bedivere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"

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I'd better stop, I'll be here all day.

Excellent topic :)

see ya

Paul W

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