"That's not a U-47 in my pocket"

Are you from Japan?
:)

"Hey, my Fatso has a SPANK button."

" Let's quit talking about me and talk about bands I've been in."

<< I need more bass in the bottom.. >>

"Don't you have a plug-in that will make my voice sound just like... (fill in major artist here)?"

Can you put the "impressor" on my voice to fatten it up?And what about some extortion on the guitars?True lines from a Cleveland studio!

"Put one of those frequelizers on it"

and

"I want Maximum Bass at all frequencies!"

"Can you raise my ears please?" (swedish singer wanting more in the cans)

:)

Most common pickup line in Stanley,ID:

"Hey Babe, Nice Tooth" :D