"Some day m'lad, all this will be yours!"

"What, the curtains?"

She's got large...er...tracts of land!

"Biggus Dickus" wrongcrowd

and his wife...Incontinentia Buttocks

Are you a Virgin..
What? What kind of question is that?
Yup..she is

"... we dress in women's clothing,
and hang around in bars...!"

SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had to bring this one back up guys! lol!
Opus :D

"I couldn't eat another bite".......
"But monsieur, it is waifer thin"......

"Can we have your liver then?"

hello polly, wake up polly...!!!!

"No, I mean because were members of the Protestant Reform Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue."

"I'll have the lot, with the eggs on top"

http://www.kasimsulton.com

….and don't skimp on the pâté'

"I hate the smell of tapioca...."
Oh, wait! That's from " A Christmas Story!" .....
Happy Holidays From Cedar Flat Everyone!

Let me have the HOLY HAND GRENADE

:eek:

It's just a model

Shhh...you'll ruin it for everyone

:D

"WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS..."

"I'm not..."

yeesh, I leave this place for a few weeks and look what happens...

"Well.... You can't say *bleep* on the radio..."

Perhaps Opus was dictating?

Thanks guys,
I really felt weird that the members of my band regularly weave "Python" quotes into our speech and jokes. We all do a passable impression of any given character on "Grail"I felt we were the only ones in the world who did this. Now I feel like I really fit in on this site. Our Thanksgiving Day nuclear family tradition, instead of the pompous, pointless, overly commercial Macy's Day parade, is a ritual viewing of "Grail"--Christmas, too. And the consumption of beer, and fruit bats, and breakfast cereals, and sloths, and saus...(skip a bit brother)... and the playing of guitars around the GRAND bon-fire. I am really glad to see such a broad response to this thread. Now if we could share some thoughts on government conspiracy theories, and acute paranoia. "Oh, there's some lovely filth down here"
Andy

Dinsdale?

"Are you insinuating that coconuts migrate?"

Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now,so shut up.

Naughtious Maximus

"I am Arthur, and I am your king."

"Oi didn't know we 'ad a king."

TTFN (ta ta fer now)

*wasn't* invented by MP.

During WWII, BBC had a weekly comedy programme featuring the Tommy Handley, with some pretty funny characters such as Funf, the German spy, and a charlady, Mrs. Mopp. Whenever she ended her bit, she would say "TTFN."

"It's nothing but a flesh wound."

Best wishes,

JD( o}===;;;

Oh,Hello Mrs. Premise.

Good Morning Mrs.Conclusion.

Busy Day?

Busy?! I've just spent four hours burying the Cat.

Four Hours to bury the cat?

Yes it wouldnt keep still..yowling about and all, and I thought as we'll be gone a fortnight, I might as well go ahead and bury the beast.

I heard Mrs.Thronton had to do that with their Budgie.

What? Was it sick then?

No, they just didnt like it.

I've heard tell of people flushing theirs down to Loo.

Oh! Thats Dangerous!
Soon you'll have flocks of evil-smelling Budgies coming out of the toilet and infringing upon your personal freedoms.

annotated for brevity.

I like traffic lights...I like traffic lights..especially when they're green.

I'm so worried about...the baggage retrieval system they've got at Hethro

Opus....amazing this thread is still going! What have I created!!! :eek:

And Now for Something, Entirely Different........

I'd Like mine without quite as much rat in it.

NOBODY EXPECTS The SPANISH INQUISITION!

ALL RIGHT! Who ordered the rat tart?

Here!

Righto there you go my man.

How much rat is there?

Three.Rather a lot really....

(...sitting at a desk in a field...)

Stop that it's silly!

This is all getting far too silly now...

:s:

Mark

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"Oscillators don't, amplifiers do....."
Anon.

He has not yet mastered the art of not being seen...

Everyone was afraid of Doug...I know grown men who'd rather pull there own 'eads off rather than face Doug. He used to bite the 'eads of whippets and such...

You are Mary, Queen of Scots... I am ...
&(**^)&(%&$^#%$#$%$*&%*(^*(ridiculously loud audio cue)

I think she's dead... no I'm not
&(**^)&(%&$^#%$#$%$*&%*(^*

Thanks for the thread

What a fitting place for my first post... What, I can't drudge up old threads like this??

Help! Help! I'm being Repressed.....

-P

We interrupt this program to annoy you and to make things generally irritating.

During WWI, in the trenches, the joke so deadly, no one knew the whole thing. It was recited, in German, word by word.

I will now attempt to teach you how to defend yourself from a man coming at you armed with a Ba-Naa-Na.

I'd like to apply for a license for my pet fruit bat, Eric. And then there's the fish license for my pet halibut, Eric.

Ho ho ho, he he he, he's Eric the 'alf a bee.

Ministry Of Funny Walks

Unless you leave at once, I will fart in your general direction

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it. So look on the bright side of life.
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Cake or Death??
..I'll have...umm....Death. NO NO!! Cake!! I'll have the cake!!
Sorry....We're all out of cake.
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Bring outchur Dead!!
Bring outchur Dead!!

Centuwian, stwike him vewy wuffly

'Oh just a little bit of peril'

'No, it's unhealthy'

'I bet you're gay'

'No I'm not!'

:D

He is the messiah.....I should know, I've followed a few!