A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks "First offender?. "
She replies "No your honour, first a Gibson, then a Fender. "
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How many guitar players to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to chan
How many guitar players to change a lightbulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to sit back with their heads cocked and arms crossed saying, "Ha! I could do it better and faster".
How many bass players to change a bulb?
None. They're used to playing in the dark.
Yowzzzaaaa!
Actually, she'd be the perfect studio secretary. ;) Ya know, o
Actually, she'd be the perfect studio secretary. ;)
Ya know, one of those blondes where your stepping into a session and you say, "Hey, Melissa, how about some coffee for this session?"
And she replies with, "No thanks, I just had a cup!"
Yeah... you can go ahead and laugh. But I've actually had a few of those over the years. ;) LOL
Ever bring your laptop to a coffeeshop to work on your music out
Ever bring your laptop to a coffeeshop to work on your music outside the house? It’s a known fact that a change of environment can do a lot for your creativity.
But check out this guy. Go big or go home, am I right? This dude set up his Studio One rig at a Starbucks in California, complete with a huge curved monitor, mixer, power conditioner, MIDI keyboard controller, computer, two cell phones, a pack of fig newtons (I think) and several Priority Mail boxes.
The coffee must be good there.....
awesome! I suspect he uses headphones though. For giggles... un
awesome! I suspect he uses headphones though.
For giggles... unfolding the mystery.
Looking at the box's below, I might be inclined to think he is really transient, see the box with used gear delivered by UPS.
But that being said, he's been doing this for some time, things look pretty worn. I see a controller on his lap. I'm guessing he's mixing beats.
Got to love the dedication and spirit.
I wish I could find the last coffee shop in the world that still
I wish I could find the last coffee shop in the world that still allowed smoking... I'd set up my rig and never leave... LOL...
I know, I know... it's bad for me, blah blah blah... and I'm sure it'll get the better of me one of these days, but hey, at least I'm not smokin' Luckies anymore... so there's been some progress. ;)
I couldn't even get through the first vid... Gawd was that awful
I couldn't even get through the first vid... Gawd was that awful. LOL
I loved Victor Borge, though... a very talented cat... it wasn't hard to notice that inside the comedy, he really had some serious game on piano, but he was also a classic "vaudeville" style entertainer ...from an age that's gone now.
As long as we're on a comedy streak here... Foster Brooks, doing his classic drunk shtick...
audiokid, post: 436546, member: 1 wrote: awesome! I suspect he u
audiokid, post: 436546, member: 1 wrote: awesome! I suspect he uses headphones though.
For giggles... unfolding the mystery.
Looking at the box's below, I might be inclined to think he is really transient, see the box with used gear delivered by UPS.
But that being said, he's been doing this for some time, things look pretty worn. I see a controller on his lap. I'm guessing he's mixing beats.Got to love the dedication and spirit.
Boy Billy Corban must be hurtin' for a gig.
"Whoah...tough crowd tonight......"
"Whoah...tough crowd tonight......"