Also.
If you're on the run from the fed's A) stay out of countries with an extradition treaty and B) Don't sign in at hotels under the name "A. Incognito Johnson".

Now, if they can just put the guys responsible for Tony Orlando and Dawn and The 1910 Fruitgum Company behind bars it will go a long way to restoring my faith in the American justice system.

whats the story behind Tony Orlando and Dawn?

As of the writing of this post, the statute of limitations for being cheesy in the Disco/Variety Show era ran out.

And, one of the backup singers was this lady:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telma_Hopkins

She is the one who says "Shut your mouth" on the famous "Theme from Shaft."